"Quidit"
"Well damit woman"
"Sit still would ya-you make me drive off the damn road!"
"Not til I find my tooth"
Me and Randy were going to the dentist to put my front tooth back in and fix my smile-people say I look like a loon with that gap on my top row.
"Damit Ran, I can't find that dam tooth! I bet you flushed it."
"-dont fuckin talk to me like that-you never let me near that damn tooth. Dont start carrying on like you lost it either. I bet you got stoned and hid it somewheres and ain't been back since"
"Well whut am I gonna do-show up empty handed? Why don't I just point at my head and say, 'Gimme you're best and put'er there!'"
"Dane, yoz plain ignorant"
"Shit! Teeth aint no hat, one size dont fit all, and dont call me ignorant-least I know how to fill out my own name"
"your crazy wantin' to get that broken thing put back in-it aint gonna help out whats there"
We sat in cold silence til the noise of the car got at me.
"I'll tell you whose crazy, That damn Winky Henderson"
"you leave Winky out of this."
"Oo looky looky, Randy got crush on Winky Henderson, The Winky Henderson"
"Damit Dane, its too early in the morning for this shit-they'd better dope you up good"
"I'd bet you'd like that!"
"If it'll shut up you up!"
"dont agree with me! I'm making a point!"
"Well I don't want to hear it"
"too late I already said it"
She's a good woman, keeps me between the lines, but today-she's driving me fuckin nuts.
"Asshole"
"Bitch"
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