A banana on the sole of your foot (like you're slippin')

Japanese character for arm on arm
     Following dialogue will ensue:
     "What's that cool tattoo on you're arm?"
     "It's the Japanese character for arm."

Additional belly button

Steak (over the heart)

Spare tire

Boob shadows

Dirt behind the ears

Dingleberries

Maury Povich (naturalistic, full-back, a la Anna Nicole's family)