Lukas Rejected From Preschool Because Of His Mom!
by Shannon Lovgren
Honey, hurray! The LA Family School just called and they have one space for this year. >>

Sensual Moment Paper, English 1B
by D. Vincent Bortfeld
Here I am, poised and ready, my holy buttocks firmly applied to the porcelain throne. >>

The Vagina Painting
by Jeb
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Superfans Trailer
shot and edited by H. Brian Rasmussen
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Cat
by TZ
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Sumatra Sucker
directed by Mark Solario
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Dr. Trepan or Why I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Drill A Hole In My Head
by J A Smith
After 131 days of unemployment, my inquisitive nature took a bizarre turn. >>

Lonely? Call Dante's Dating
by Joshua Beidler
Taking hopeful couples to Hell and back in about a week. >>

Mike and Tara's Vegas Adventure
by Mike and Tara
We are gathered here today to celebrate. >>

Koi
by Aurora Brackett
Who doesn't almost die every day? I mean, anything could happen: stray bullets, accidents, tsunamis. The building you are sitting in could fall down. Your head could just explode. >>

small and furry friends
by isabelle minn
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craigslist rideshare
by anon-15270655
i thought i would be fun to share a ride with someone who is planning to go to harbin. >>

Portraits
by Bobby Watts
Portrait photography gone willy-nilly! These are the portraits you weren't supposed to see! >>

Harry Potter and the Starstruck Socialites
by Joshua Beidler
And surely, during those rare moments when you aren't thinking of new ways to impugn Cho Chang's chastity or anxiously Googling for rumors about the Prisoner of Azkaban movie, you wonder what Harry Potter will be like as a college student. >>

Glory
an informational interview with Jeb by B. Satter
So for the uninitiated, can you briefly explain what a glory hole is and how it is used? >>

Constance
by Aurora Brackett
Dad went into to woods to look for wood, but Sandy says he won't find any that's not wet. >>

the dead body
by Nick Czap
the dead body lay in the morning sun on a sidewalk where it had laid quietly overnight, disturbing nobody as it lay silently on the pavement. >>

Temptation Island
by JS
This weekend I tried out to be one of the fifteen "tempters." >>

Jo
by Aurora Brackett
I always drink Dr. Pepper when I'm driving. Something about that Baby Aspirin aftertaste makes me feel like I'm getting more of a drugged effect. >>

Charlie's Top Scrabble Bingos This Week
by Charlie Killian
ANDESITE >>

Ned
by Nick Czap
i belched and out came the odor of an old sea squid >>

Jungle Mania In Malaysia
by Militia W.
Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day >>

The San Francisco Homeless Football LeagueTM
by B. Satter, SFHFL Commissioner
If you live in San Francisco you've at some point surely been affected by the city's homelessness issue. >>

PB and J
by Aurora Brackett
So there you are, lying on your back in an industrial park parking lot, curled into the sidewalk curb. >>

Hellaoke: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
produced by Bobby Watts
Hello yeah
It's been a while >>

A Caring Conversation Between Intimates
translation by mmp
"Quidit"
"Well damit woman"
"Sit still would ya-you make me drive off the damn road!" >>

Vanilla Sky
reviewed by Militia W.
...yawn... >>

Crack Cocaine: The Problem Consolidation Tool
by B. Satter
Fall is in the air once again. With it comes crisp air, autumn leaves, the new prime-time lineup, and the start of school. >>

Headz
by Lew Baldwin
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How to Keep Bad Guys from Getting You
by Shawnie
Some of my closest friends (like my sister, boyfriend and boss) think my way of thinking borders on the bizarre, but it makes me feel better to consider these things as I go about my daily life. >>

Death Bunny
by Jeb
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A Turkey for a Tom Ka Gai
by Bobby Watts
Hey Sis. I am writing to you on our beloved Day of Thanks. >>

The Myth of Lower Pacific Heights Debunked
by B. Satter
Not too long ago, I was out at a local watering hole when I spied an attractive, solo young vixen pumping quarters into the jukebox. >>

Tattoos
by Militia W. and Charlie Killian
A banana on the sole of your foot >>